Thursday, April 28, 2005

Men are weird

So I just had to glad hand a couple of the sales reps, and one of them gave me the iron handshake. What's the deal with that? 'I am Thor! I've never understood the freaking iron claw act. Is it meant to be a challenge? A firm handshake is one thing but this 'I am Iron man' shit is uncool. It's kind of sad in a way.

Never one to follow trends, I will invent my own style. Maybe when I meet someone new I'll just haul off an kick em in the balls.

3 Comments:

Blogger Tara said...

Iron man much better than lame weak handshake, worst of all is the dainty crappy handshake men sexist-ly use on women, the one where they just sort of take your fingertips. That's asking for a good swift kick in the ass.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Robert_M said...

I vote for the Harpo Marx move

2:46 PM  
Blogger whitneydonkey said...

gimme five
on the side
in the hole
you got soul!
i like a good high five myself
especially in a tense business situation.

5:29 PM  

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